You think English is easy?

The bandage was wound around the wound.

The farm was used to produce produce.

The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

We must polish the Polish furniture.

The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

I did not object to the object.

The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

I Wuz Just Thinkin’…

How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch three consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

Nothing’s worse than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

How in the world are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind-of tired.

Bad decisions make good stories.